‘Tundra’ Lobster Scout Charm [PREMIUM]

100% premium wool.

Unit: Scout Class Lobster Plush Charm
Origin: Northern/Eastern Command Center (IS/JP)
Composite: Luxury interior fabric samples (JP), filled with 100% Icelandic wool
Mission: Infiltrate & Observe

The Scouts are the first wave of The Crustacean World Order, deployed to infiltrate, observe, and mark those who are loyal to the cause.

Affix the Scout to your primary transport vessel (bag, luggage, or daily attire) and position with a clear line of sight to the human world.
To carry a Scout is to signal your allegiance to Bob. It is a vow that you recognize the rising tide and have chosen to stand with the Crustacean World Order.

Join the cult. Deploy your Scout.